technical update

Q: How is HTML produced in your organization?

A: Our people edit HTML with a Cummins turbodiesel engine which generates 500 ft/lbs of torque, connected to a purpose-built compressor that reduces wood pulp to an iron-hard substance that is then fired in chunks by a chain gun at 1900 rounds per second and 5000 feet per second muzzle velocity directly at the sun.

Keystone Kops fight Terror in Anaheim

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/orange/la-me-littlegaza13sep13,1,2310189.story?coll=la-editions-orange

Let's fight terrism! We'll do this by watching people through binoculars from across the street, harassing kebab vendors, and getting our Middle Eastern politics backwards. Also, running around in circles whacking each other with our batons by accident.

Look guys, just go back to keeping the whores away from Disneyland, okay?

Also, keeping the Mexican out of the City Council.

(bugmenot.com if you can't get into the LA Times)

I for one welcome our Zombie President

( improved billboard, large graphic )