technology companies redux (lower case)

given an efficient and reliable engineering process, marketers will demand features until the process becomes unworkable and key people leave in disgust. these people will be replaced with cheaper employees who will not understand anything. at this point a stable state ensues in which marketers are unsatisfied with progress and engineers are sleepless. the end

Department of Self-Writing Punchlines

1. Dave Matthews Band Poo Tornado 2004
   
   
2. Val Kilmer Bad Casting Hestonmania Forever
   

Thank you, and good night. I am now going to drive to Los Angeles in heavy traffic.

Behold the abundance of the LORD

Flat broke? yup.

Checking account? $141.70 with pending bounces

My fault? entirely. poor planning and mistakes.

Saved? Yes. By a surprise bonus from my employer for our latest burst of frenetic activity.

Amount? What was needed to save my butt, almost exactly.

I paint what I see, child.

My high school classmate Tom Payne, whom I haven't seen in forever, does art. Oils, pen and ink. He worked at various video game companies in the 90s, also.

He's really good, I think.

Eyeball Press

The ghost of Cecil Rhodes

The politician's son and his disreputable friends haven't read enough great literature from 100 years ago to know what this kind of hubris brings.

Barbecue accessory.. of GOR!

Meat slave! You will take my mark.

trinnit discovered this phenomenon through NASCAR "accessories".

texasirons.com will make custom ones. I wonder if I could get a swastika or a pentacle with satanic goat head?

YOW!! I'm EXPRESSING my CONSUMER IDENTITY through SCORCH MARKS on my FOOD!!!