Aug. 23rd, 2004

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I dreamed many things last night, including:

  1. I rewrote SpamAssassin using a better client/server protocol so that the server was very lightweight.

  2. I flew to India on a gigantic airliner that included a full restaurant (cafeteria-style), several floors of shopping mall, an entire trade show (the Netscape booth was shut down), six floors of movie theatres showing increasingly erotic films, and a giant walkthrough diorama/amusement park with huge windows that looked out on the actual terrain we were flying over and matched it to the scenery of the rooms.

  3. Torgo and I sat next to each other in a completely different airplane and brought my cat, who got loose.
substitute: (yargh)
Mission Control: Challenger, go at throttle up.

Smith: Roger, go at throttle up.

(Fireball occurs)

Mission Control: We're at a minute 15 seconds, velocity 2,900 feet per second (1,977 mph) altitude 9 nautical miles (10.35 statute miles), range distance 7 nautical miles (8.05 statute miles)

(Long silence)

Mission Control: Flight controllers are looking very carefully at the situation. Obviously a major malfunction. We have no downlink (communications).

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