Whom the gods would destroy they first drive mad with lunch

I saw the best minds of my generation become TV commercial producers and music promo men, blind screaming insane members of the SCA or the Porsche Club of America or gone straight edge vegan kosher Green Party Cathar perfect.

Just like T-Bone said, it’s expensive at 50% off.

The price of sorcery is always death. I have an unfinished novel of which that is the central idea.

It’s all real, Reg. It’s really happening.

Watch where that lands. You’ll need it later.

CRONK THONK BONK OW THUMP BUMP A LITTLE HELP HERE OOF BAM BOOM

courtesy boingboing

SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK!

Canonical list of Don Martin Sound Effects from MAD Magazine.

IN A WORLD

Everyone’s gone mad again. Have a great time! I’ll see you when you’re back.

T-Bone said it: Watch out for the trap door.

I’m not at all country, and I’m very rock ‘n’ roll.

Sometimes lately I feel like I’ve found the still center of the turning worlds but it’s usually just the second glass of wine.

About an hour ago, the teenaged kids were horsing around outside not leaving yet in the car for a long time and then one of them yelled GET OFF MY KOOLAID, BITCH!

And then no more was heard
But the sound of strong men struggling with a word

-- Hilaire Belloc