KITT, tell the officer you were driving yourself.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14261,00.html

I think the news that he was planning a hip-hop album is far more frightening than the fact that he is driving drunk in my part of the world.

trinnit gave me this gem

Also posted over in psychoceramics:

TED JESUS CHRIST GOD! And his Eco Safe Housing No Homos Please There is a Virus ON MY COMPUTER???