It sounds like, and probably is, a powerful emetic.

The find tonight at the supermarket was in the sandwich meat section of the deli:

Honey Ham and Water Product

I know ham usually says on it “water added”. But how much water do you have to force into the stuff to make it a “ham and water product”?

Not only did it make me want to go ultra-super-extreme-vegan, it made me want to go lie down and think about an empty blue sky for a while. Blrrgggh.

The Random Times

Courtesy the always useful Need to Know, we have the Random Times, a fine way to get your Dada on.

Diedrich table community created

diedrich has been created, since the mailing list is pretty dead and I thought it might be fun. I’m a total idiot.

Joining is moderated to keep spammers out, etc.

Enjoy.

Burrp.

Dinner at Pescadou. For me: onion soup, duck breast, tarte tatin. For mom: frog legs, bouillabaisse, crème brulée. Bottle of cabernet franc. Very nice dinner, and not too much money for what it is. Also not too much food, which is a relief with restaurants, since I hate to waste, hate doggy bags, and don’t want to die.

Mother’s Day is a lame ass Hallmark holiday but it’s okay with me, since mine is alive and I get along with her well. My good wishes go out to those of you who don’t have that and are being hosed down with unwanted emotion by greedy assholes. Father’s day has sucked for me since 1993.

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