Empty voices, empty mouths, talk about the Passion

Enough “news” about Mel’s Jesus movie already. If he did for Christ what he did for Hamlet it’s going to be a disaster anyway.

For someone who’s made a career out of glorifying revenge, violent madness, stomach-churning violence, comical murder, gross criminality, and mano a mano High Noon standoffs as the essence of masculine power and sexuality, he’s got a lot to answer for before he starts making movies about Jesus Christ.

Maybe if he’d made more movies like Gallipoli and less like Payback I’d be inclined to take him more seriously, but come on. It’s like being asked to swallow a biopic of St. Francis by Jean-Claude Van Damme or “The Gautama Buddha Story” produced by Charles Bronson.

Shut up, Mel.

Nick, I am one upping you

Someone in #perl found this gem:

http://www.theatlasphere.com/dating/index.php?page=index

I am also oneupping pbd

You want elitist assholes? Try these people.

I swear, one of these days I’m gonna hoist the black flag and Sacco their Vanzettis, all of them.

book quiz

( quizzes suck )

Now I know where hydrozoa got that insane icon of hers

No, dude.

Just no.

or the barrel, perhaps

substitute: OC FINANCIAL FIRM SEEKS SENIOR WINDOWS ADMINISTRATOR WITH ROLLOUT EXPERIENCE
torgo_x: ROLL OUT whump whump ROLL OUT
substitute: When I hear the word “rollout” I always imagine the scene where the gnome men in long black coats roll the Navigator Alien in his big jar of spice in to see the Emperor in /Dune/
substitute: or that song, right
torgo_x: and the guys with the vacuum cleaners sucking up the green toxic goo coming out of it
substitute: YEAH!! exactly!

go BOBCATS

The University of California at Merced does not yet exist, but you can buy their mascot gear already.

We hope you like their new direction, if you can understand it.