Why are we so fat?

Because of this and this.

Courtesy the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, your guide to why you aren’t feeling so hot.

Say cheese, girls!

courtesy discutant

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=7&u=/ap/20040206/ap_en_tv/super_bowl_fallout

“Dad, what’s erectile dysfunction?”

Someone please reboot my country.

These four simple words

Decision Power Health Coach.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Death is health care.

Health care in this country can be summarized as a Simpsons episode that kills you, or a Kafka tale told in buzzwords, or just as an attractively polished meatgrinder.

And this just in:

“YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! I really believe that this can be the GREATEST kind of business to get into -since night baseball!

I am promoting several different programs, tailored for different tastes and pocketbooks. I will not promote a program that I do not believe in, and if appears that I made a mistake in promoting a program -or if the program I am promoting fails to live up to their word for any reason, I will admit my mistake or address your beef, and you can do as you see fit.”

SIR, PLEASE DO NOT ANY LONGER ADDRESS MY BEEF. SIR IN THE BLUE SHIRT. PLEASE STOP WITH THE TUGGING AND THE ADDRESSING AND THE OH GOD

My favorite Saki story

``Well, you might stand as an Orange candidate for Kilkenny, or do a course of district visiting in one of the Apache quarters of Paris, or give lectures in Berlin to prove that most of Wagner’s music was written by Gambetta; and there’s always the interior of Morocco to travel in. But, to be really effective, the Unrest-cure ought to be tried in the home. How you would do it I haven’t the faintest idea.’’