OMG YEAH GET OUT THE VOTE \m/ \m/

http://dioforamerica.com/

Now, more than ever, we need the man who sang “Holy Diver” in the Oval Office.

GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

Today we went to lunch with a vendor. It was at the “Napa Grille” (hate that extra E) in Westwood.

The food was okay and it was a good place for a business lunch. However:

WAITER: HELLO, WHAT CAN I GET ALL OF YOU TODAY?

US: WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALS?

WAITER: WELL, RIGHT NOW I’M DOING A SESAME-CRUSTED HALIBUT WITH AN AVOCADO SALSA!1!!!

ME: ...

ME: ...

ME: I’LL HAVE THE SALMON SALAD!!!

I really don’t want the waitstaff to get that familiar with my food.

I am going to see Neko Case. Also, someone is RETARTED. Also..

Saturday, 28th of February at the Derby. WHO’S A GONNA GO WITH ME? HMM? HMM?

This person shouldn’t read books made for grown-ups.

Also: I am a deeply flawed human being and I want a pony.