The envelope please

The late-entering winner for this year’s best phrase from the news for self-writing satire is:

Faith-Based Prison.

Pass the Victory Gin, I have a headache.

Demolition Man (Tokyo Mix)

Corporate Anthem Hits the Big Time in Japan

Maybe we can mix up “Asera Everywhere” or “HP Services Teaming Up” for the club kids. This thing sounds more like the power rangers theme.