Since it's that magical time of the year again

Every year when I was a kid, after the morning ritual of Christmas presents, I would watch the same bad movie on one of the UHF independent channels. The rest of the TV was full of crap like the all-day christmas carol marathon on PBS or some Jesus movie or a parade, etc, but I always had to watch..

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

It has been brought to my attention that some of you haven’t seen it. Run along and do so, now.

In case you were curious

The term “profane”, used with respect to language, includes the words “shit”, “piss”, “fuck”, “cunt”, “asshole”, and the phrases “cock sucker”, “mother fucker”, and “ass hole”, compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms)

Government at work, folks.

MAIL CALL

I have now received the third identical health benefits I.D. card for work. It’s nice that the change in plans is being handled well enough that we get our I.D. cards before the start of the year, but getting three of them makes me nervous.

I also just got my traffic ticket information. $189 (with traffic school) for a U-turn. Ouch.

eHarmony just matched me with four completely impossible people. Are there that many dental hygienists and H.R. admins named LaVonda or Morianna who have a zest for life and three kids and need a sugar daddy, like, NOW? And is there something our nation’s military could do about this?

If we actually make it out of the D’s parking lot in time I should be down at the Christmas Boat Parade tonight, which makes for good photo ops at least.

I’m depressed.

Comme c'est etrange, et comme c'est bizarre, et quelle coincidence!

While searching the interweb for the picture of Eugene Ionesco that I used for this usericon, I was happily aghast to see that my third page of results contained a picture of John Tesh.

Couteau. Cou-teau. Cou-TEAU. COUTEAU!!!!