Inspector #12 would like a vacation

tuliphead: so, "Neuticles", fake testicle implants for neutered animals, come in two styles - harder plastic polypropylene ones, and total silicon onces, which are "softer, spongier, and more realistic"

Onanity: Don't want your pet cat's fake testicles to feel abnormal for guests


tuliphead: which begs the question, who is fondling their dogs' testicals, checking for realness?


ignatz: The saddest QA dept you've ever seen.


tuliphead: ignatz++


Onanity: Filed under "Yes, There Are Worse Jobs"

The movie might be called "Kick Dick"

Nightmarish disaster or fantasy fulfillment? you make the call!

A quiz for "Bree"

http://quizilla.com/users/SwissCelt/quizzes/How%20fluffy%20a%20Pagan%20are%20you%3F/

"He's icky!!"

For those not residing in my locality, Bree is your typical Magick-obsessed transgendered grocery store bagger. She's really nice but will pin you to the wall and discuss Aleister Crowley at you until your eyes bleed. All is the One and the One is One of the All and Evil is Good is Evil is Cheetos. Blaaaaaar.

Since I have a full set of bizarre, irrational ideas about the world I make great efforts to be tolerant. However, sometimes other peoples' ideas about the universe are.. well... fluffy?

My cat has a duck in it.

Halloween in the OC

The trader joe's is full of pissed off yuppie witches in Nikes.