If Kenn can do it..

NO.

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I actually saw this thing in the Sharper Image Catalog, along with the kids's version ( http://www.excaliburelectronics.com/juniorjm.html ).

I can't imagine myself drunk enough for this.

"Man or Woman Bashing"? "animal crack-ups"?

However, the hacking possibilities are interesting. When I think about thousands of them being shipped full of horrifying racist jokes, emetic dead baby jokes, barfing cat noises, or Hitler's speech at Nuremberg, I get a warm feeling and it makes me happy.

So Cal Fires Drinking Game

Newsbunny in fireman outfit: Drink 1 shot and unbutton pants. If pants are already unbuttoned, rebutton them.

Homeowner saying "It was so green and now it's all gone" or equivalent: Drink 1 shot

Newscaster saying over helicopter footage "That's a lot of fire": Drink 2 shots.

Fire captain saying "This is a large and dangerous fire": Drink 1 shot and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. If you mess up during the Pledge, you must take another shot and start over.

Newscaster saying "These are beautiful/expensive homes": Drink 1 shot and pour 1 shot on a piece of furniture.

Person being interviewed about animal evacuation: The cat must drink 1 shot.

Person in SUV sobbing: Drink 1 shot and sing "Amazing Grace".

Newscaster saying "This fire is very hot": pour 1 shot on your knee and ignite it.

NOTE: If your actual house ignites during the game, drink the entire bottle and evacuate.

Dear Mike Davis: Please Fudge Off and Die.

Little Timmy Marxist takes on the Fires

I liked "City of Quartz" but I've hated Mike Davis ever since he declared that the L.A. Riots were the start of some socialist revolution. Now he's trying to make a huge conflagration into a Junior Marxist Class Project.

Go eat a charcoal briquet, Mike.