I hate you, milkman eyeteeth

Please follow all the links from this craigslist posting for full effect.

Thank You,

The Management

Classic first lines of novels

"This is the saddest story I have ever heard".

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

"This is not an ordinary cookbook."

"Call me Ishmael."

What are yours?

How to date me after I've dated my cat for years (blog promo, sorry)

I know you all wanted to know, and it's at http://www.contentgoeshere.com/

courtesy acb

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/03-10/17.shtml#story3

Some people need to get over their rock 'n' roll already. Especially their 80s rock 'n' roll. Owwwwww