Email we never finished reading

On behalf of the entire staff of Fox Networks Group Human Resources, I’m pleased to announce the integration of the Human Resources functions for all of Fox Broadcast, Cable and Fox Networks Engineering & Operations (NEO). As outlined, the new functional disciplines will support the five business unit heads, who in turn will have responsibility for the day-to-day Human Resources needs of their respective business units.

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DEAR AMERICA

I AM FINE. WE ARE WINNING THE WAR HERE IN IRAQ. THE LOCALS LOVE US. I WAS HURT A BIT IN ACTION BUT I WILL BE BRAVE. DONALD RUMSFELD IS A GOOD, KIND MAN. THERE ARE MANY STATUES OF GEORGE BUSH HERE. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE NEGATIVE NONSENSE FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA.

SEND MY LOVE TO $RELATIVE_1 AND $RELATIVE_2, AND TELL $PET TO BE A GOOD $PET_TYPE. PLEASE SEND COOKIES.

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR OUR PRESIDENT!

LOVE,

$SOLDIER

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/13/iraq/main577716.shtml

Happy Columbus Day

From tony_laetrile!

The first of the "identical letter" stories, afaik

http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20031011/frontpage/121390.shtml

this one should be good.

This is all pbd's fault

Make sure you're ready for BOSS DAY on Thursday.

My boss is actually a nice guy. To the point where he'd be horrified by Boss Day. I bet a lot of you aren't that lucky.

Whatever happened to ice cream parlors?

Swensen's is now a franchise owned by http://www.yogenfruz.com/ who apparently owns all ice cream everywhere.

Someone went and found out a lot about the fate of Farrell's. The Selective Service thing is interesting. Happy birthday to YOU, soldier.

I miss ice cream parlors. It was a neat part of my childhood. Now they just have places where you can buy ice cream and sit on a small hard plastic seat. Not the same.