Friday is Hawaiian Shirt day...

In case anyone has forgotten why office jobs suck, friendly_bandit is here to remind us.

If someone asked me to "go the extra smile" at work I'd probably EAT HIS FUCKIN' EYES.

ganked from metafilter

The ACME Catalog.

I want rocket shoes!

literary thingy from kennfusion

Rank the following Authors in order, from couldn't live without to couldn't care less. To add value to this process, you must also add one author to the list, and remove one author from the list, before passing the list on (including these instructions).


I removed Anne Rice and added Joseph Conrad.


Joseph Conrad
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jonathan Swift
William Shakespeare
Robert Heinlein
Neal Gaimon
Charlotte Bronte
William Gibson
Neal Stephonson
Don Delillo