tiny tiny tiny

i am updating via my palm on wifi, which like most elite early adopter experiences is totally annoying. the laptop is acting up and because ibm has no actual customer service i have to leave it with the IT guy so he can do their stupid human tricks and then leave it with him again when they come to fix it. this is what they mean by same day service, a two day outage.

capitalism all seems to be based on lying

sorry for the eeeeeee cummings bit. shifting is hard.

please send me evenings and weekends

Happy "Patriot Day" from Hallmark

Yes, it's that time of the year again.

Laying bets now how long before Sept. 11 is celebrated on a Monday so we can all go water skiing.

genericus is going to make his famous "Let's-Rolls" for the dinner, too! :-)

Holy glucose tolerance test, Batman

The Oregon Health Sciences University reports that a Starbucks "Grande Caramel Mocha" (12 ounces) contains 45 TEASPOONS OF SUGAR.

What the hey do they do, compress it? Supersaturate the solution in a freakin' centrifuge?

MOMMY THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US