teztink!

pocketlj from my palm!

My spoon is too big.

You are a banana! Good job, captain obvious.


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I really want to see vegemitelover played by Queen Latifah.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
substitute's Life (UPN, 10:30): substitute (Seth Green) learns a card trick from la_observed (Dustin Hoffman). Later that day, vegemitelover (Queen Latifah) overhears brienigma (David Carradine) talking about El Nino. The week after, gynocide (John Barrymore) makes lj_syndication (Kevin Spacey) look stupid in front of a large crowd at a car dealership. In the next town over, archiedavis (Katharine Hepburn) and rroseselavyoui (Dick Van Dyke) find a lost gerbil at the dentist's office. That same day, deus_x (Keri Russell) and fairietard (Hallie Eisenberg) perform slapstick at the Grand Canyon. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Sweaty kids in a little room

I have no idea if the music was any good, but *this* is a rock 'n' roll show: http://www.livejournal.com/users/endmetoday/65421.html?view=191117#t191117

And this spam just in

( Child Labor Funnies )

HOLY SHIT

http://www.diepunyhumans.com/archives/001997.html

As if "Vlad Dracul Land" wasn't bad enough. Don't forget to PACK YOUR WIFE.

Continuing our "holy shit" theme today we have

...the Kenyan version of Frank Booth.

I'll send you a love letter. STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART.