The marketer is then launched into the woodchipper

One of our developers, who was debugging a nasty problem on the website I help manage, just said that our site was a Rube Goldberg apparatus and he could not figure it out.

He’s right. I’m no cartoonist, but I was able to sum ours up for him and the project manager to their satisfaction:

The exec VP reaches for the bonus and falls onto his assistant, who drops her bag of cheetos onto the front-end programmer. he lets go of his nintendo to get the cheetos and the nintendo rolls down a slope onto the sysadmin, who wakes up and restarts the server.

HELL IS FOR CHILDREN!!1!

Emo people, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

SUV Drivers, Eric S. Raymond, That Guy in the Second Row
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Libertarians, Greenpeace
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Ralph Nader
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Mormons, Objectivists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists, New Agers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Neoconservatives
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Bill Frist, Skinheads
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

goo ber na tor ee all (slight return)

God bless you, Joe.

Joe Bell is a family friend and a damned good journalist and an old-school unapologetic flaming liberal. I love him. And this is one of the best things written about the recall election.

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