DEAR DIGERATI

I HAVE NOT YET GOTTEN HEAD FROM ANYONE ON FRIENDSTER AND THIS IS A CONCERN. DESPITE MULTIPLE EMAILS I RECEIVE NO SATISFACTION. PLEASE RETURN YOUR WHUFFIES BY THE NEXT POST.

ALSO THE PERSON ON YAHOO! MESSENGER WHO SAYS SHE'S A SUICIDEGIRL HAS NOT YET MET ME AT THE COFFEE BEAN & TEA LEAF AND I SUSPECT SOME INTERNET TRICKERY OF UNKNOWN TYPE.

ALL IN ALL THIS WHOLE INTERNET HOBBY HAS PRODUCED A LOT OF COREDUMPS AND NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF SWEET FLOWING BEAUTIFUL LOVE AND IT'S CLEAR THAT IT WAS OVER PROMOTED. I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET AWAY WITH THAT DON'T YOU.

SIGNED MORNING WOOD IN CALIFORNIA (PLEASE DO NOT USE MY REAL NAME WHICH IS ABDUL MCKINNON).

P.S. I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID IN THE OTHER EMAIL ABOUT YOUR CREAMY, SMOOTH THIGHS

I'm going to start taking more pictures of bars

There are some great ones in Southern California, especially the ones built in the 1970s.

( now this is a BAR )

Brilliant, ignored ideas

My business plans for the next century are available for all on Content Goes Here.

Heaven is

A nice bottle of Double Diamond Meritage, some Lincolnshire poacher cheese, and some La Brea Bakery sourdough.