Idea

I had this concept for a combination milk bar and theatre. You could watch classic plays while enjoying ice cream, shakes, chocolate milk, etc.

The twist is that it would all be Middle Eastern themed and the milk would be camel milk, which is exotic and hard to find and therefore would be trendy.









I want to call it the Drama Dairy.

Courtesy andrewducker

I want a short position on Yasser Arafat.

I wonder who came up with this. I'm imagining some Ayn Rand-infected junior official, full of ideological purity and faith in The Markets, deciding to solve EVERYTHING this week the economic way.

Further dairy adventures

I went to my local Ralphs "Fresh Fare" supermarket. I got some staple foods, the usual stuff. And wandering back to the register I passed the display for the Boar's Head deli stuff. Boar's Head mostly makes overpriced lunchmeat, which is fine as far as that goes. Now they've branched out into highfalutin cheese. I like cheese. They had a number of things that looked good, including Double Gloucester which is one of my favorite cheeses. Imported from England and everything. Yay, I said!

I took it home and opened it up. As far as I could tell it was the blandest, mildest California "cheddar" or Colby or Longhorn. Totally flavorless, waxy rubbery texture. Not Double Gloucester at all. It was, in fact, cheese fraud.

Boycott Boar's Head!

(This is a cheese shop, is it not?)

It just provides its own punchline

I just saw an ad on TV for the glories of Springfield, MO as a tourist destination. The ad told me to go to http://www.springfield-fun.com/ and you should too. Then, click on the "Things to Do" link.

Edit: I noticed that you don't get the funny when you click that link in the left navbar, only when you click it in the main body frame.