I am an angry guy.

Today I was angry. About lots of stuff: work crap, traffic, my life in general, spots of dust, an itchy nose.

I got spammed by some New Age assholes from a "self awareness institute". Spammed very stupidly through their cable modem. I called them and left an elaborately threatening and abusive message on their voicemail, then reported them to Cox's abuse department, who opened a ticket. They're near me. I want to go burn their "self awareness institute" to the ground and impale them and sow the ground with salt and tip over their obelisk. I'm just mad today.

I also had to bitch down some people at work who were playing "issue tennis" with me. You know, where you have a problem that you need someone to solve and they decide to keep asking you questions and waiting for the responses in order to slow down the inevitable approach of work? Doesn't succeed with me, especially when I'm mad.

I was not, however, angry or mean to my cat.

I am once again turning into a lame links blog

Ping-Pong!

(Windows Media video, 3.5M)

What a piece of shit

http://www.buzzmachine.com/archives/2003_07.html#004146

Key phrases:

"Privileged council of blogging elders"

"allow me a moment to dare to lecture the blogging community"

"You see, the magnet that creates that marketing power is the people's content. I've learned well in my online career that the audience's content is valuable and the audience is your best marketer if you allow the audience to be the star."

Thanks Jeff! All of us little people are cheering you on! You've made us the star today! We can share in a little bit of your blogging glory, and dream that someday our own blogs will shine as brightly as yours.

By the way.. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Steve is fuzzy

I can't write any more, I just post links.

Exterminate the brutes.

I see a snail, crawling on a razor blade..