self-indulgent, depressed blather

( I'm just griping repetitively here, you have been warned. )

Mr. Cranky is my Household God

http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/iraqwarcoverage.html

I pour oil on a little statue of him every morning! Really!

Weapon of Mass Destruction

She's brisk. She's blonde. She's efficient. She's the mouthpiece for the world's most powerful military. She's dressed like an elementary school principal in 1978. SHE'S VICKY CLARKE!

Sir, the BF-932 Dress has been released for theatre operations and the enemy is in full flight.