Paging Dr. Benway

Med Schools Rethinking Nonconsensual Pelvic Exams. Yeah, if you could "rethink" it that'd be great.

Folks can we now leave the middle ages?

YOUR FORCES ARE UNDER A TACK

I like the CNN caption bot:

lou, one other thing i would tell urk the white house announced that the president is >> judy, thank you very much for bringing us up to date, as always.

what you're having tonight is a lot of traffic by a-10s, anti-tack weapons.

it was flying very quickly, and it had the unmistakable noise of a missile.
i certainly hadn't heard a missile before.
they told me that's what they sound like.

let me point out as well, people are sleeping all over the desert.

Somehow the combination of the crazy typos and the fact that their live chatter is so inane is comforting to me.

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• I saw a car today on the freeway with a sticker that said "Uncle Brains". On closer inspection it said "UCLA Bruins". However, Uncle Brains is now my band name.
  
  
• Lou Dobb's hair is a weapon of mass disgustion.
  
  
• I made chili, and it was good. I really, really like chili.
  
  
• I am really sad about my friend B. losing her hearing bit by bit. She now has bad tinnitus and has an annoying loud whine in one ear all the time.
  
  
• I signed up to drive a car fast at http://www.mazdarevitup.com/ and also bought general admission tickets and parking for the Long Beach Grand Prix. I am a car nut.
  
  
• Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps this petty pace from day to day.