Totally fudged-up

Via jwz we have this appalling story: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20030304_651.html

Great. Mall cops are determining our reality. Gulag, meet food court.

cock a doodle blargh

I don't like being up doing work so late that I hear the paper hit the door.

big mulch

http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/food/nutrition/mcmeal/index.html

McDonalds is happy to introduce a new way to become a huge fat diabetic lardbucket.. the CYBER WAY!!!

I just consumed (virtually), a yogurt dessert, a small fries, and a big mac. 1180 calories. Please kill me now.

I await the Fatburger "Just Eat a Bucket of Chili already" flash movie or the Olive Garden's "Dying of high blood pressure just like Mama back in Milano" java applet.