ennui ennui ennui

So, like, it's football season, and I, like, work at a sports website.

So, like it's the playoffs.

So I, like, have to work today. But since it's an 8 hour work day I work 10-6 although the game doesn't start until 3:30.

If I stare at the wood grain on my desk long enough it starts to wiggle and stuff. And I see little spider people waving at me!

also spracht Larry "Bud" Melman

I am watching the Paris-Dakar Rally at work. It's the most insane race ever. People in motorcycles, cars, and trucks roaring through the desert at high speed, crashing, getting killed, getting injured. One guy has died so far and another almost did, various others have busted their spleens or something. A truck ran over a WWII mine and blew one of its wheels off. Everything including the drivers' underwear is full of gritty sand. A dad and son team had an accident in which dad ran over son.

Plus a lot of it is in LIBYA.

satire cannot reach us

On the pregame show for today's football game there was Midget Sexual Assault.

Is this network TV, or Usenet? Huge WTF face here.