Dear Saddam

It's like letters to the Evil Santa. Hilarious.

http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,55967,00.html

I'm not sure which is funnier, that lots of nutty people want to talk to the guy, or that they think they're anonymous when they send shit like this.

Very Simpsons.

aktivate the overthruster

We have a Porsche ad on our site at work. It links to videos advertising their new "Cayenne" sport-ute. The ads emphasize Porsche's off road history, with footage of a tractor they built in the 50s, various rally champion 911 cars, and finally the Cayenne.

Curiously they omit some other Porsche offroad design classics, such as Doc Ferdinand's excellent tanks which did such great duty on both fronts in the Second World War. C'mon guys.. these are your ROOTS!

I suggest:

"We don't just go camping. We take you to CAMP!"

"If we can make it through Russian ice and snow to shell innocent villagers in the Ukraine, we can get you to the grocery store"

"Drivers, gunners, wanted"

etc

halloween sucks

for the following reasons:

1. Excess candy consumption
   
2. Adults stealing kids' holiday
   
3. Excess beer consumption
   
4. Auto vs. Pedestrian/Pediatric trauma
   
5. Stupid costumes at work
   
6. Increasingly gory and bizarre front yard displays (hanged man, tombstone) in my suburban neighborhood
   
7. Lame-ass ad tie-ins for every product (mattresses, used cars) just like at Christmas
   
8. Mallgoths
   
9. "Vampires"
   
10. Teenagers "trick or treating" by doing what they always do (drinking, having sex on the lawn) except in lame costumes
    

This concludes my scroogey rant.