i mo, you mo, we all mo

Thanks to welfy for this hilarious summation of the indie rock lifestyle. It's billed as emo for dummies but basically describes me and all my over-intellectual music fan/musician friends since about 1985.

I'm off to put on a sweater and have an opinion about post-drone dubcore! Hee, hee.

Assorted cool people seen on the road

1) Sixtyish man, scruffy gray hair, ray-ban sunglasses, driving van. Bumper sticker: FUNK AS PUCK.

2) Thirtysomething woman with spiky hair and thick glasses, driving beat-up old pickup truck. Two bumperstickers: THIS CHICK HAULS ASS and MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY: GO PODS!

3) Old Ford Falcon or similar vehicle driven by wacky woman with dyed red hair and huge glasses, indeterminate age. License plate close to KRZY KAT. Tie hanging out of trunk.