Grah!

purl, divine whether I'll alienate everyone at my job as I slide into bofh nastiness
* purl shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
It says 'Eat more cheese, then ask again,' ignatz

And that's pretty much what I have to say today.

(no subject)

broken servers / bad attitude / small red insect bites on hands / poor response to stress / inability to protect homework from dogs / car has bird crap on it / insomnia / spasms in thoracic spinal area / mass of threatening or annoying mail on counter / looming economic collapse / war on turbans / gastroesophageal reflux.

four cheese omelet of the damned

Dear Diary:

I am a 36 year old computer geek. I type unix shell commands for a living. I didn't shower today. I didn't talk to anyone hardly except the cat. Will I find happiness?

Hugs,

iggy

P.S. MILKMAN DAN I HATE YOU

sonata on a theme by darby crash

I saw one of those scrolling marquee things at a FAMILY FUN CENTER the other day somewhere out between Fontucky and Barstow.

It read, in sequence:

GOD BLESS AMERICA
HALLOWEEN HAUNT
100 ROOMS
17 GHOSTS
STARRING..
THE RAT LADY!
GOD BLESS AMERICA...

Together we stand. The rat lady too.