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I had blood taken today, and at the lab they had a large sign up on the office wall that said UNIVERSAL PRECAUTIONS OBSERVED.

I left in a haze of philosophical introspection.

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The UNIVERSAL PRECAUTIONS

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

• First, do no harm.
  
• Make it reversible.
  
• Quantify what you are trying to achieve.
  
• Document what you are doing.
  
• Test as you go.
  
• Don't take any starship job that involves wearing a red uniform.
  

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

The only universal precautions I need are a towel and a motorcycle helmet.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Clearly a very SPECIAL motorcycle helmet though.