HOLY JESUS I'M SCREWED oh wait, read the manual

[substitute]

Just took blood sugar: 411

Ok, not only am I definitely diabetic, but I'm DEAD. Prepare the coffins and/or insulin pump! I'm screwed! I'm an ex-ignatz!

Oh, wait. Didn't wash my hands after cooking and eating. Uhhh.

::wash hands::

143.

RTFM, substitute.

Comments

[polycat.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna start a band called blood sugar 411. we'll be gothic hip hop.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

DEAR SIRS PLZ DO NOT DIE ALSO $50,000 US WAITING FOR YOU IN NIGERIA NEED YOUR HELP PLZ THANKS

[trinx.livejournal.com]

so if you're still alive,

THAT IS THE MOST EXCELLENTEST ICON EVER.