speaking of pork..
Apr. 26th, 2002 11:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteThe pork people have problems. I sympathize, somehow. You have to sell fatty meat that many religions call impure and that doctors tell people not to eat. It's a hard sell. So far, over the years they have tried:
1) "The other white meat." This resulted in fodder for bad comedians for years.
2) "America's Cut". No one got this.
3) "Where there's Pork, there's Fire". Hello?
I wonder if some postmodern grad student types had taken over by #3. Anyway, now they've snapped completely. Allow me to present the Post 9/11 Pork Banner:
PORKRIOTISM is the LAST REFUGE of a MARKETER! YOW!!
1) "The other white meat." This resulted in fodder for bad comedians for years.
2) "America's Cut". No one got this.
3) "Where there's Pork, there's Fire". Hello?
I wonder if some postmodern grad student types had taken over by #3. Anyway, now they've snapped completely. Allow me to present the Post 9/11 Pork Banner:
PORKRIOTISM is the LAST REFUGE of a MARKETER! YOW!!
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Date: 2002-04-26 12:34 pm (UTC)That is so good!
Date: 2002-04-26 01:37 pm (UTC)For the record, I love bacon.
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Date: 2002-04-26 01:40 pm (UTC)yurgh
Date: 2002-04-26 02:03 pm (UTC)I feel icky.
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Date: 2002-04-26 07:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-04-26 09:38 pm (UTC)what they should have used
Date: 2002-04-27 09:28 am (UTC)None of these guys ever ate any pork.
When you're against pork... you're against AMERICA