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Do you have any creative fictional or non-fictional stories that include ANYONE from the Lawrence Welk Show...or anyone that has been a part of the Welk legacy? Send them...
A drunk pony was rescued from a swimming pool after gorging on fermented apples and falling into the water.
It is perhaps the last great Antarctic expedition - to find an explanation for why there is a great mountain range buried under the White Continent. And then go mad, babbling about THOSE THINGS...