That's the way we do it in the O.C.

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O.C. Restaurant Closures This Month (genital/genital if you're not registered with the Times.)

I wonder what happens to you in Islam when you 1) Name your restaurant "Meccah and Al-Madinah" and 2) fill it with cockroaches?

Also, there's a restaurant called CAPTAIN'S BLOOD?