The best book in the history of reading books and book reading, ever, in the world

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Thanks to yoscott for this:

http://community.livejournal.com/found_objects/3655743.html

The Young Visiters 2008. YEAH!

Comments

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Are You There God? It's Me, David Lynch.

Pulitzer!

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

That was wonderful! It doesn't matter to me that someone added the kicker at the end, it was still comedy gold.

When I was a kid, I wrote a story about happy-face tennis-shoes. The tennis-shoes were taunted by all the pretty dresses in the closet. So one night, the tennis-shoes tied the dresses down with shoe laces, went out and got all muddy, and stomped all over the dresses.

To this day, I wonder if my teacher might have had a “little talk” with my folks about that story. I’ve still got it, and in my opinion, it’s the best thing I’ve ever written.

[violet-fade.livejournal.com]

this story made me laugh and feel sad at the same time."Let's go get wasted!" was the best part.