Talking Points Update: PLEASE READ!!!

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Team,

As we approach the election, it's time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it's essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we're stressing:

• Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers
  
  
• Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores
  
  
• Offshore polygamous slush funds
  
  
• The ague and the grippe: how can government help?
  
  
• "Critical Mass" bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire
  
  
• Slurpee dilution: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?
  
  
• Outrage fatigue fatigue
  
  
• Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs.

I know it's hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!

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[marieoroumania.livejournal.com]

And now for the public radio version!

Talking Points Update: PLEASE READ!!!
Comrades,

As we approach the election, it's time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it's essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we're stressing:


Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers in Chicago's black community

Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores in the black community

Offshore polygamous slush funds and their impact on Los Angeles' Hispanic community

The ague and the grippe: two African-American scourges. How can government help?

"Critical Mass" bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire

Slurpee dilution in South Los Angeles: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?

Outrage fatigue fatigue in Koreatown

Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs in the black community

I know it's hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!

[coffeechica.livejournal.com]

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[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

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[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

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[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

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There are times when I think you may not entirely be getting my message!

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

I am sorry, but us corporate monkey type people have trouble with talking points like yours, because they use big words. I mean a word like infiltration has like 4 or 5 syllables alone.


Could you please dummy down your message for me?