Weekend update

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1. Dept of Insult to Injury: Mortgage bro dudes sell your info on the side
   
   
2. For your aching back, wise men suggest frankincense.
   
   
3. Area white supremacist serves as PR rep at school for underprivileged minority kids
   
   
4. Pigeon hits the mic on the iPhone (youtube video)
   
   
5. The government biowar scientist who was linked to the anthrax mailings stood to gain money from the attacks and was an odd duck indeed.
   
   
6. Locals: Chester Drawers is full of cockroaches and other gross things