Weekend update: Patio Pest News

[substitute]

Per Bob, flip-top peg-leg is in jail for dealing cocaine.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Comments

Rotten Slimy Son Of A Bitch

[odradak.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose the cops could maybe go through his video collection...

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

I got a slightly different story for one of the cigar guys yesterday...that he was in jail for buying/picking up weed for "someone else."

[pilarcruz.livejournal.com]

who is this

Re: Rotten Slimy Son Of A Bitch

[daisyhunter.livejournal.com]

yeah, if he is in the pokey, what *did* happen to the photos and videos

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

which one is this?

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Peg-leg Tom (peddler of leather goods and former voyeuristic manager of apartments).

[substitute.livejournal.com]

good old "someone else."

Doubt it was just weed, considering it's Tom.

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

that's very interesting... i think i've been out of the loop for a long time because i don't know any code names =P

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Peeping Tom with a terrible toupee and a missing leg (hence the nickname).

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I assumed it was something slightly more serious...his being in the jail and all.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

You'd know him if you saw him. He was always showing up in his old green mercedes and his leather jacket, and he sat with the cigar guys. He was always trying to talk patio girls into modeling his leather jackets and pants for his "catalog".

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

oh that guy! nice.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

FLIP-TOP PEG-LEG! FLIP-TOP PEG-LEG!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I believe we can thank daisyhunter for the wonderful nickname.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT! Wasn't I just asking about Tom?

[gostargo.livejournal.com]

hole eff.
i'm kind of shocked it took that long for someone to figure it out!