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Dear Customer:

I cannot write an email suggesting that you purchase a hat. Chances are, you do not need another hat. If you have opted into this email newsletter, it is likely that you have recently bought a hat for your one and only head. (If so, we hope that hat is serving you well.) In fact, you probably don’t need any more stuff right now. So, I suggest that you take a walk in your neighborhood instead. Identify a plant that’s new to you, or watch the birds, smile at your neighbor, or pet a dog - but take a moratorium on consumption.

Eighty percent of the traffic that comes to VillageHatShop.com is new i.e. first-time visitors. This is no surprise, as we aren’t selling a product that needs to be replenished on a routine basis. When you return from your walk, if you have a moment, I am asking a favor. We now have a Product Review option at our site. Please find your hat’s product page at VillageHatShop.com, click the Product Review link, and submit a review. The more we learn about how our hats are functioning - on heads, not on shelves - the better we can serve our customers. The new visitors to our site will appreciate it also.

Thanks … and Happy New Year!

Fred Belinsky &
The Gang at The Village Hat Shop
www.VillageHatShop.com
www.Berets.com
www.JaxonHats.com

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Date: 2007-12-28 11:09 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2007-12-28 11:13 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2007-12-28 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frozenrhino.livejournal.com
I buy a new black wool watch cap every year. And I got another one with my peacoat (as a gift).

I've reached hat saturation.

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Date: 2007-12-28 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfjack.livejournal.com
Holy moly stimps would flip for one of those. I wonder how well they ship.

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Date: 2007-12-28 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfjack.livejournal.com
Answer is: they ship for $25. O_O Only works if I order a couple hundred.

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Date: 2007-12-29 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Why is this a problem? They have attractive bulk pricing.

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Date: 2007-12-29 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcpino.livejournal.com
Seems like a nice company to do business with.

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Date: 2007-12-29 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com
This totally makes me want to buy a hat.

And I look terrible in a hat. I am not a Hat Person.

Nevertheless...

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