Would you buy a used MILF fantasy from this woman?

[substitute]

Ex Teacher Pleads Guilty to Sexual Offense

DO NOT WANT

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[seriesfinale.livejournal.com]

When I was a 15 year old kid I'm sure I would've.

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

No, but I might be willing to write some naked call options.

[hotelsamurai.livejournal.com]

Yesterday's plea agreement prohibits Kinley from using the Internet, which she used to communicate with the boy.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS

[becauseshewas.livejournal.com]

High school and junior high boys are so gross, all sweaty and pimply. Who in their right mind??
Clearly she is not.

Miss Jazz Hands

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

So she taught everything from Special Ed to...competitive dance?

Woah Horsie!

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

BTW, did you read this at the bottom??? Eight male students! Woah! That's alot of young love.


In May 2001, Kimberly L. Merson, 24, a substitute teacher at Carroll County's Francis Scott Key High School, was arrested on multiple sex-related charges involving eight male students. She was sentenced to 18 months in jail after she pleaded guilty to four counts of felony sexual child abuse.

Re: Woah Horsie!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Zeb and I were talking about that one, yeah. I give her a DVDA- for effort.

Re: Miss Jazz Hands

[substitute.livejournal.com]

"So you think you can date"

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

The three women discussed in this article are all so young. I mean, my dad's wife is 14 years younger than he is. Kinley was no more than 10 years older, and she was the oldest of the three. But Lordy, if some teacher, no matter how recently he got his teaching credential, was sniffing around my 15 year old, no matter how much older she might look, you better believe I'd have his ass in court.

My parents were teachers of the Jr high/high school age group. I remember once overhearing them talking about a 40-something colleague who had left his wife and family to run off with one of his students. They were just dumbstruck by his idiocy.

[monochromatism.livejournal.com]

(big time)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'd have trouble teaching high schoolers, because there's always that one who looks and talks like 25 but is 16, and then you go home and punch a hole in the wall.

For me it'd have to be little kids or college students I think.

Re: Woah Horsie!

[travisd.livejournal.com]

It's even funner if you know that FSK high is in the middle of a corn field. Sometimes called "Cow Pie High".

Didn't go to FSK, but did grow up (and currently live) in Carrol Co. Went to a different redneck high school :p

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

I dunno, she looks like a damn Suburban Nosferatu to me.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

an actual Suburban Nosferatu would be HOT.

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

Holy Mother of Bat Boy!

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

In human form maybe not, but you should see that saucy wench in unicorm fursuit MMM MMM.

[wrecking--ball.livejournal.com]

What if I become this woman? Note to self: Must stop teaching...

something in water?

[la-lisa.livejournal.com]

Or is it McMartin Pre-School all over again?

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Or is it McMartin Pre-School all over again?

<<Kinley was the third Howard County high school teacher charged this year with having inappropriate contact with a minor. The two others are awaiting trial.>>

REPOST since LJ told me to fix and I have no clue:

[la-lisa.livejournal.com]

Is it something in the water?

Or is it McMartin Pre-School all over again?

"Kinley was the third Howard County high school teacher charged this year with having inappropriate contact with a minor. The two others are awaiting trial."