Annals of Commerce: Guess the Food Mistake

[substitute]

Succulent spice-rubbed steak, sugar cured bacon, crispy onions, Roma tomatoes and yellow onionsi with our delicious, smooth creamy garlic sauce.

What dish is being described by the advertiser?

Comments

[amicablebitch.livejournal.com]

a pizza?

[microbie.livejournal.com]

Damn. I guessed a new variant of Hot Pockets.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

How can you hold that up to eat it without the crust collapsing under the weight of those toppings?

[tea-cantata.livejournal.com]

Onions twice?

Garlic pizza sauce sounds rather tasty, actually.

[travisd.livejournal.com]

Actually it sounds pretty good... But that's just me.

[jamie-miller.livejournal.com]

Fuggin' gross.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Pancakes! The world needs pancakes with steak, bacon, tomatoes, and onions!

Warning: Texas, England, Korea, and Kingdom of Loathing

[substitute.livejournal.com]

1. http://jfaughnan.blogspot.com/2004/07/korean-meat-pancakes-gogi-jun.html
   
   
2. http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca/cedacooks/cbp.htm
   
   
3. http://www.chilirecipe.com.au/chili-recipe.asp?id=4
   
   
4. http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/One_million_meat_pancakes

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

Clever use of food on a stick in the lower right. Ok,kinda.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

Left, I meant left damnit!

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

FROWN

[gillen.livejournal.com]

They had me at 'steak'.

Grouse, grouse, grouse

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

I guessed they were describing a salad, because it drives me crazy that all the salads sold in restaurants these days are packed with meat. A vegetarian can't get a salad as a meal anymore because they all have chicken "fingers" or shredded beef on them. You just have to try to talk the server into selling you a side salad even though you're not ordering any of the meaty main dishes.

[(Anonymous)]

Must admit I was going to say cat or dog food. But then, "tomatoes", wtf?