Accessorize your wasting disease

[substitute]

If it turns out I need a glucose meter, I can get one that has a “sporty case”.

Please kill me.

Comments

Wisdom from Dorothy Parker

[nuns.livejournal.com]

This seems like good advice in the current situation (http://www.web-books.com/Classics/Poetry/Anthology/Parker_D/Resume.htm)

[pbd.livejournal.com]

screw that, I think that there should be a springboard module with a needle sticking out on your handspring. The readout could be pretty cool, with graphs and stuff. Then when you go to the doctor, you can then beam tthe info into his handspring.

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

Is it made of titanium? Can you write with it underwater and upside down?

Oh the posthumanity!

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

If you get all those sporty medical Borg implants, can you get me an employee discount on those laser-instead-of-eye things?

Also the spinning blade/clampy thing instead of an arm.