Heh. Number two reminds me of an anecdote. My friend Kathy was born in a tiny village in Malekula island, Vanuatu. Her grandfather was one of the last people in Vanuatu to taste human flesh.
Once, during a particularly tense meeting with a particularly stupid consultant, she leveled her gaze at this twit and said, "You know, if we'd been having this meeting 50 years ago, I'd have eaten you by now."
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Date: 2007-02-15 07:14 am (UTC)Once, during a particularly tense meeting with a particularly stupid consultant, she leveled her gaze at this twit and said, "You know, if we'd been having this meeting 50 years ago, I'd have eaten you by now."