I thought we were using more sophisticated stuff these days.

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From the job ad for the "Tech Expo Top Secret 2007" job fair for "security-cleared professionals":

Catapult your job search by meeting nearly every major employer in the defense industry over 2 days. Federal Agencies & Government Contractors are actively hiring at our TECHEXPO Job Fair held within AFCEA's WEST Conference in San Diego, CA. Even if you're just surveying the job landscape, this is an excellent place to learn about available opportunities nationwide.

I have surveyed the landscape, sir! Permission to catapult!