could anyone eat this and live?

[substitute]

Tommy's now has a monster combo of: triple chili cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, and a 44 oz. Pepsi.

For reference purposes, their double and fries is pleasantly Too Much for a six foot 230 lb guy (me).

Phear.

Comments

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were 6', 230#, and male. Pics?

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Drool

[demedulce.livejournal.com]

Oh God, Tommy's. I think once I'm able to eat solid foods again, my first stop will be to Tommy's.

[ahhhlisaaah.livejournal.com]

Tommy's has the best pickles in town - I'd always ask for extra and they'd fill up an entire container full. Then it was 24 hours of liquid bloat because you never can quite quench your thirst after the salt overload.

Edema for Dummies.

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

We have a date there.

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

I could have, five or ten years ago. Now? Not so much. Sort of a pity, really, but I guess my arteries will thank me.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

think i'll just open a vein and shove it all in.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

aorta

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Does the special include a defib and bypass surgery?

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Kind of like a Happy Meal, only the meal comes with one of these and costs 2000 dollars.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

yah - aye oughta, I oughta, we all oughta, but you KNOW we ain't all gonna.

some people just don't understand MEETE.

Pic

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

LOL IGS THE ONE IN HTE HAT

Tommy's; demands

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I was just today considering the possibility that the proximity of a Tommy's to my old high school might have something to do with the fact that apparently, as far as I can tell, the guys from my old high school class myself included, look like a police lineup of lookalike
Jon Favreaus (-eaux?).

Aside: I demand fungibility and reversability on all such metabolic catastrophes! If homphing down one food, burgers, can make me panda-bear-shaped, I demand another food-- some sort of tiramisù perhaps?-- that will make me svelte!