It's not a strip club PER SE...

[substitute]

But I had to laugh at the Newport Beach Film Festival's very O.C. fundraising event. Just got this in the mail:

The Newport Beach Film Festival invites you to celebrate the art of intimate apparel showcased live on male and female models in a photo gallery setting. DJ, hors d'oeuvres and hosted bar provided. Sponsored by Level Vodka, Karl Strauss, Riviera Magazine, Vic Huber Studios, Quartararo & Associates and Bloomingdale's.

I guess technically it isn't a stripper show if there aren't any poles.

Comments

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

I think you are living in an Edith Wharton novel.

[pigglet27.livejournal.com]

I guess technically it isn't a stripper show if there aren't any poles.

And if they don't continue to take it off...

They don't do they?

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

now, is "the art of intimate apparel" about the art of wearing it, or about the (more likely) art of taking it off?

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

Um, can we just stick hot pokers up Hobie's ass and call it a day?

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=539675

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

At first, I read that as "inmate apparel" and thought that was equally O.C.

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

Let's go! It sounds like fun!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Wow. You and Nico weren't exaggerating. He's a cross between Scott Weiland and Vanilla Ice but aging at twice the rate of either. Scary monsters.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

That's just triggered off the thought of "infinite apparel". A Möbius straitjacket?

I've just confused myself.