watch the front sight and keep the barrel down

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1. Two words that don't go together are "Myspace" and...
   
   
2. Sen. Ted Stevens said that the internet is a series of tubes. More and more people are showing the world how much they agree!
   
   
3. Oh hey great, they want router makers to put in back doors for tapping. I see no problem here at all.
   
   
4. Today's rampage at the toll plaza once again suggests that speed doesn't make people mellow.
   
   
5. Courtesy the aardvark, enjoy the Online Pork Rind Resource.
   
   
6. To engineer is human. Even today, brand new gigantic dams collapse sometimes.