And I know it 'cause she said so

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1. Oh hey great, we've got a new bomb that weighs only 64 pounds and kills better than a 1,000 pound cluster bomb! Meet the CLAW!
   
   
2. I had no idea that Strangers with Candy's Jerri Blank had a real-life original. Wow, what a piece of work.
   
   
3. Why goalies hate the new soccer ball.
   
   
4. Snoop Dogg + Xbox 360 = Hip Hop Gaming League.
   
   
5. This is the best news in a while: The L.A./Long Beach ports are cleaning up their diesel emissions. This was the one thing the SCAQMD had no authority to change, and the worst pollution problem in the basin.
   
   
6. Yikes! HABSBURGS!