I hope this doesn't mean I'm djb

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You're the University of Illinois!

With a taste for cities and bubbly alcohol, you might at first
seem to be rather cosmopolitan. In reality, though, you're a bit of a hick
trying to adapt to higher class tastes. You might be able to build most
anything from the ground up, but you hide some dubious skeletons in your
closet. With a tinge of lingering racism and a penchant for hazing, you
have a lot to work on for self-improvement. On the plus side, you were the
first to go home again, proving that you can.


Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.