People have holes in their brain that they fill with religion. Contrary to popular delusion, religion does not have ideas, but ideas attach to it: religion is glue. Or CAULK, if you will.
People want a happy religion CAULK to spackle the hole in their brain. But random ideas can stick to the CAULK. The CAULK is especially sticky and gummy, and you can never be sure where that CAULK has been and what it has picked up, in spite of the CAULK's promises.
Many stick to their parents' CAULKS, or go else chasing exotic CAULKS for thrills. Sometimes weird people come to your door and try to push their CAULK into your brain. Or, you know, at airports.
CAULK has a mind of its own. People need to be more careful about where they cram CAULKS, and whose CAULKS they go cramming.
Many people think CAULK has a place in everyone's brains.
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Date: 2006-05-19 05:07 am (UTC)that they fill with religion.
Contrary to popular delusion, religion does not have ideas, but ideas attach to it: religion is glue. Or
CAULK, if you will.
People want a happy religion CAULK to spackle the hole in their brain. But random
ideas can stick to the CAULK. The CAULK is especially sticky and gummy, and you
can never be sure where that CAULK has been and what it has picked up, in spite of the CAULK's promises.
Many stick to their parents' CAULKS, or go else chasing exotic CAULKS for thrills. Sometimes weird people come to your door and try to push their CAULK into your brain. Or, you know, at airports.
CAULK has a mind of its
own. People need to be more careful about where they cram
CAULKS, and whose CAULKS they go cramming.
Many people think CAULK has a place in everyone's brains.
JIHAD FOR CAULK!
Also, big jutting cocks.